This woman showed up at her own funeral after her husband tried to have her killed
This might be the craziest story you read all day: An Australian woman visiting Burundi was kidnapped by hitmen her husband had hired to kill her — and when they let her go free, she decided to confront her husband at her own funeral.
It all began when Noela Rukundo was visiting Burundi with her husband for the funeral of her stepmother. Distressed, Rukundo had gone back to her bedroom to rest when her husband, Balenga Kalala, called and advised her to take a walk and get some fresh air. Just outside the hotel, she was confronted by a gunman who made her get in a van, and blindfolded her. Rukundo was taken to a building and tied to a chair:
But the kidnappers decided they couldn't kill a woman, and told her they were letting her go "to tell other stupid women like you what happened." Rukundo then returned to Australia, where Kalala had told all of their friends and family that Rukundo had died in a horrible accident. When she showed up at her own funeral, Kalala exclaimed, "Is it my eyes? Is it a ghost?"
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Rukundo replied with the only logical thing to say in such a situation: "Surprise! I'm still alive!"
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Jeva Lange was the executive editor at TheWeek.com. She formerly served as The Week's deputy editor and culture critic. She is also a contributor to Screen Slate, and her writing has appeared in The New York Daily News, The Awl, Vice, and Gothamist, among other publications. Jeva lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter.
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