Ohio police entered the home of a 91-year-old woman who’d failed to answer multiple check-in calls, only to find her engrossed in a video game and trying to beat her previous high score. If this nonagenarian were to write a book about the joy of late-in-life gaming, what should it be titled?
RESULTS:
THE WINNER: “The Old Woman and the Wii”
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SECOND PLACE: “Going for Bonus Lives”
THIRD PLACE: “Immortal Kombat”
“Gran Theft Auto”
“Shawl of Duty”
“Aunt Candy, Crushing It”
“Duty Doesn't Stop Calling”
“Late In the Game”
“Tell Them Nana Will Visit in a Fortnite”
“I’m as Young as My Avatar”
“Eat, Play, Score!”
“Keeping Your Mind Crafted”
“Superannuated Mario”