Tabloids
A sensor dispenser for holy water, and more 
To combat swine flu, an Italian inventor has devised a touch-free holy water dispenser.
Monks claim Boston boy is a reincarnated Buddhist high priest
An 11-year-old Boston boy is moving to India after recalling a previous life as a Buddhist high priest.
Makers of Axe body spray sued for false advertising, and more
An Indian man is suing the makers of Axe body spray, claiming that in seven years of using the product he has yet to find a girlfriend.
Drunk Minnesotan crashes motorized La-Z-Boy chair, and more
Dennis Anderson had a blood-alcohol level more than three times above the legal limit when he crashed his La-Z-Boy recliner—powered by a lawn mower engine —into a parked car near his home.
Man arrested for baggie of pot stuck to forehead, and more
A Pennsylvania man has been arrested for allegedly having a plastic bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead.
Man hits on nurse while wife delivers baby, and more
A Utah man missed the birth of his child when he was arrested for allegedly groping a nurse outside the delivery room.
Angry girlfriend makes a meal of boyfriend's goldfish, and more
An angry Texas woman fried and ate her boyfriend’s goldfish, police said.
Sneezing fetish leads to arrest, and more
A Texas man with a sneezing fetish has been arrested for blowing white pepper into a woman’s face.
Judge orders man to quit smoking, and more
A Hawaiian man has been ordered by a judge to quit smoking for a year.
Bank robber leaves tell-all note
A would-be bank robber made a fundamental mistake when he tried holding up a Utah bank.
Butter smeared on bridge hinders suicide attempts, and more
Chinese officials have smeared butter along a 1,000-foot-long steel bridge in Guangzhou to stop people from jumping off.
Was Steve Irwin fed to crocodiles?, and more
Suspicion is mounting in Australia that the body of TV naturalist Steve Irwin was fed to crocodiles at his request, says The National Enquirer.
Prisoner smuggles gun in layers of fat
A 600-pound man smuggled a gun into a Texas jail between layers of his flab, say prison officials.
Monopoly game turns violent
A Michigan man became enraged that his female opponent wouldn’t sell him Park Place and Broadway and slapped her in the face.
To the rescue: Nude daughters, and more
Farmers in the drought-ravaged Indian state of Bihar have ordered their unmarried daughters to plow their fields in the nude, in hopes of triggering the overdue monsoon.
A $23,148,855,308,184,500 mistake, and more
A New Hampshire man became “very, very panicked” when his bank-card statement stated he’d been charged $23,148,855,308,184,500 for a tank of gas and a pack of cigarettes.
Woman accidentally shot while sitting in bathroom stall, and more
Janifer Bliss was using the restroom at a Tampa hotel when the woman in the adjoining stall dropped her handgun.
Chinese rabbit becomes a soap opera addict
Jiang Chunlei says his rabbit, Jia Xiaoyu, climbs between him and his wife every evening to watch her favorite show, Ms. Memaid.
New York man arrested for posing as dead mother, and more
A New York man was arrested after allegedly dressing in drag as his dead mother for six years to collect her benefit checks.
Seattle dog recovers from marijuana high, and more
A dog from Seattle is recovering after eating a large amount of marijuana.
