John Sherffius, copyright 2009 Creators Syndicate
5-year-old saves mother's life, and more 
A 5-year-old Canadian girl saved her mother’s life after their truck drove off a cliff.
Drunk Minnesotan crashes motorized La-Z-Boy chair, and more 
Dennis Anderson had a blood-alcohol level more than three times above the legal limit when he crashed his La-Z-Boy recliner—powered by a lawn mower engine —into a parked car near his home.
Giant rocket launched 
NASA launched one of the world’s tallest rockets into space in a key test of the vehicle slated to return astronauts to the moon.


